Name: Marcus Goh Shao Hao
Age: 17
School : Tampines ITE
Race: Chinese
Birthday: 12 March 1993
Status: Currently single
Likes : Anime ! Manga !
Hates : Violence. Seeing girls cry.
We often hear rules from the girls. Now , it's their turn to listen to the guy's rules. 1. Guys are not mind readers. 2. Crying is Blackmail. 3. Ask for what you want. 4. Strong/ Obvious hints don't work on us. Just say it! 5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 6. Come to us only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy are what your girlfriends are for. 7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor. 8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 9. If you don't dress like Victoria's Secret's Girls, don't expect us to be like soap opera boys. 10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 11. If what we said can be interpreted two and one of the ways makes u angry or sad, we meant the other one. 12. If we ask what is wrong and u say nothing, we take it as nothing. ( We know ure lying but it doesn't worth the hassle.) 13. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
I found this on facebook. Kindda lame though but it's funny. Well, thats all for now. Bye bye ~
